coaches daughter

Extremely stuck up, tends to be braty at times. Takes all of their dads money. Marries a football player when they get older and is always better in bed than an average girl.

Stuck up Nice Rich Coaches Daughter

by Caraaaa December 12, 2013

coachella bod

A bod that is ready for Coachella. Particularly in shape and/or very tan.

I'd love some ice cream, but I'm working on my Coachella bod.

by Bianca Boovia April 18, 2016

Coachella Burrito

Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.

" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."

by Sixshooterp September 4, 2016

Coachium

highly reactive element that combines with carbon to make a whole ass coach

Kamna: I copped the coachium from the dealer yesterday

by SOOKATGOLDY April 1, 2019

Coachella Taco

A woman's vagina after intercourse at Coachella (following a major outbreak of genital herpes at Coachella 2019).

"The doctor said I had herpes! I can't believe this...last time I had sex was at Coachella!"

"Looks like you ordered that Coachella Taco!"

by Courtneylius April 26, 2019

Coachella

You say Coachella when you're feeling calm or crazy, basically used for everything. You can fully communicate with others only using Coachella ✌️

Oh your kid just got back at 3am drunk and stoned?
Coachella ✌️✌️✌️

by Coachella ✌️ October 19, 2019

coaché

Coaché is the spanish word for coach. Coaches who go by Coaché typically show side effects of Alzheimer's and Schizophrenia. Coaché's are sometimes left unattended by their wranglers, and will seek to fuck married women. They are also afraid of chickens. A Coaché will always carry a bottle of wine with him no matter where he is going. Sometimes a Coaché will act gay around the boys, and even though he says he's not, you know deep down that he is.

"Hey did Coaché say if you were going to that tournament while you were cuddling?"
"No, I think he forgot."

by Duusuu February 24, 2020