Clam Choding

The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.

John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.

Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.

by Rhagava January 18, 2010

Frisbee Chode

An especially short, elongated chode, such as would be seen on an extremely fat kid. A half circle of skin that is impossible to please.

Man, G3N3RAL S1CK's Frisbee Chode is disgusting.

by mysterymeat3 January 7, 2010

Chode Boobs

A pair of breasts that are so small they could be mistaken for defined pecks. See Chode

'david, your girlfriend has chode boobs!! nothing to grab but skin!!'

by James Hartt February 15, 2005

chode muffin

A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.

German made me smell his chode muffin.

by Douchecake September 29, 2005

Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.

"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."

by The Horny Italian Pirate April 11, 2008

Chode Mode

Chode Mode is when you stick your penis out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. Full Chode Mode, is when you pull your entire penis and balls out of your underwear in the same fashion.

The reason why you are complementing my bulge is because i am in chode mode.

by Newterd January 24, 2010

chode bumper

a person who bumps chodes with another person. see "chode"

John and Timmy are Chode Bumpers

by Cashmere June 3, 2004