chinese restaurant syndrome

Also called monosodium glutamate symptom complex, is a collection of symptoms which may include headache, flushing, sweating, and a sensation of pressure in the mouth or face. It is commonly believed that monosodium glutamate (MSG) is the cause, but repeated scientific studies have shown no link.

Ever wondered what LFO meant when they sang, "Chinese food makes me sick" from their song "Summer Girls"?... well, now you know, its because of chinese restaurant syndrome!

by mini-chiko January 14, 2008

Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.

Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.

by Ken R December 21, 2008

Chinese Medicine Man

When a female uses her left hand to cup the balls while massaging the butthole with her middle finger. Then with her right hand strokes the cock. While all this is going on she still has her mouth wrapped around the wang.

Lala can I have another chinese medicine man

by Private Bailey February 18, 2009

chinese rat trap

The act of luring someone into a locker room for the sole purpose of releasing your homosexual Asian friends on them then turning the lights out and fleeing

Guy: you got me! That was one hell of a Chinese rat trap!
Guy 2: one of them was from Thailand

by Slim Rick July 14, 2019

Chinese Bath-house

a house full of horny gay nudist's. usually involving at least 10 or 11 people.

Dave: Man, my apartment complex just turned into a Chinese bath-house.

Homosexual male: Hey, wanna come to my Chinese bath-house? its gonna be a riot!

Chuck: my room-mate just turned our dorm into a Chinese bath-house

by KaSplosion November 26, 2011

chinese double twister

when a guy shoves eggroles up his asshole and then shats it into the partners mouth

when we were at minglings dynasty for dinner we snuck into the bathroom i performerd a chinese double twister, it was magical.

by Gerald Archibald February 18, 2017

Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.

Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!

by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010