chinese restaurant syndrome

Also called monosodium glutamate symptom complex, is a collection of symptoms which may include headache, flushing, sweating, and a sensation of pressure in the mouth or face. It is commonly believed that monosodium glutamate (MSG) is the cause, but repeated scientific studies have shown no link.

Ever wondered what LFO meant when they sang, "Chinese food makes me sick" from their song "Summer Girls"?... well, now you know, its because of chinese restaurant syndrome!

by mini-chiko January 14, 2008

Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.

Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.

by Ken R December 21, 2008

Chinese Medicine Man

When a female uses her left hand to cup the balls while massaging the butthole with her middle finger. Then with her right hand strokes the cock. While all this is going on she still has her mouth wrapped around the wang.

Lala can I have another chinese medicine man

by Private Bailey February 18, 2009

Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.

Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!

by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010

Chinese Green House

When a man sneaks up behind an asian woman tending to her garden and fucks her doggy style.

Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.

Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.

Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener

Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with

by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010

Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}

"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."

by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D

Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.

by Bacminecrafter October 25, 2016