glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.

by Dirty Jugger May 6, 2016

Southern chili dog

When done properly, said person takes massive hot shit in between another persons ass cheeks, then proceeds to step two. Where he/she uses his or her endowed penis to fuck the butt crack filled with shit.

While wiping my ass my finger poked through the shit paper causing me to become increasingly horny, but my wife would not perform anal on me but was eager to give me a southern chili dog.

by TURDLANDER October 7, 2016

Happy chills

A tingly sensation throughout your body that you get when someone makes you happy or when you are happy for no reason even. Happy people get happy chills. They are fun and wonderful and feel great.

He made me so happy I got happy chills.

by succsmiles February 28, 2017

Chill Off

When you shut up after getting mad.

"Dude, can you please chill off?"

by NotBraydenReddit April 26, 2017

Chill Score

A number from 1 to 100 representing how chill someone is.

1 is no chill whatsoever and 100 is absolute chill.

An amazing complement of chill is made when the value is above 70.
A huge insult is made when the value of chill is below 35.

Kevin: Man, Martin has no chill. Can you believe him?
Chill God: Bruh relax, he just has a chill score of 24.
Kevin: You right, you right.

by Kentviknesh May 15, 2017

chill your bones

Calm down. Give it a rest. Take a breather.

A: I can't wait for the dinner to arrive.
B: Alright luv, chill your bones!

by Hobo Novo May 31, 2017

chili whistle

A chili whistle is whatever you want it to be.

That dog's chili whistle was hangin' out.
Rip this chili whistle philly loud stick.
After eating those tacos my chili whistle is burning.

by Chiliwhistlebro June 4, 2017