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killing cats

Means to beat your meat or jerk off. They call it killing cats because when you jerk off you kill a cat according to certain myths.
Yo. Why you always killing cats man!
by capt.huggyface August 12, 2008
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pole cat

"hittin that pole cat has done stunk up the town."
by zyoung10 November 29, 2004
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kick the cat

To release your frustration and powerlessness by snapping at an innocent person or creature who just happens to be handy. Usually following a bad day at work.
1. The Chief Executive bawled out the manager, and the manager bawled me out. Boy, when I got home I wanted to kick the cat.

2. 'So, Sam, you've had a lousy day at work: I'm sorry, but don't take it out on me just because you can't take it out on your boss: don't kick the cat.
by benbisley March 4, 2008
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Sammy (the cat)

Sammy is an awesome cat. He is the king of Cat land and controls the cat army (including robo kitteh). He is very strong and lazy and he eats a lot.

He passes most of the work onto his 2nd in command- Minx (calico/tortie cat) who is of the highest rank (peewee pal) and also of the highest status (judged on fur and facial features)
Sammi is of the higest rank, tho his fur is not special enough.
Sammy (the cat) king of cat land will eat you.
by Sammyzecatking1 July 12, 2009
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cat backing

When a drunken tard gets the dry-heaves. They look like a cat when they are trying to get a fur ball up.
Rachel got a dirty gas pump and started cat backing!!
by Queen B's January 15, 2007
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Typical Cats

Typical Cats are An Ill rapping group with a sense of style. Their beats are different and their voices are distinguished. One of the few educated emcees left.
"Let us begin, what? where? why? or when?
It will all be explained by the spraying of a pen
Henpecked mugs become thugs and proceed to make me vex man
Throw hissy fits on stage on call that weak shit battling
I can't ignore hardcore, cold stares and shudders
If these head cases are hard rocks I'm a be flipping boulders
Stained by the static and the clubs are on the elvevator
Fuck being smart, Denizen is aggrevated"

Definitely check out Typical Cats
by [Sprite] May 1, 2006
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Rad Cat

"wow! check out emily and audrey! they are rad cats!"
by rad cats December 9, 2008
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