mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017

Cancer

The term everyone uses for something that's incredibly edgy until someone they knows gets it.

Guy 1: Did you see that new Logan Paul video?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty cancerous wasn't it

Guy 3: hey did you guys here that guy 4 got cancer?

Guy 1: shit sorry I didn't know...

by 69meme_killer69 February 12, 2018

Cancer

that bump on my balls

"Whats that on your sack"
"Cancer"

by I nut Buckets October 8, 2023

Cancer

The biggest douche.

Ronald: Did you here Caleb got diagnosed with cancer?
Mcdonald: Yeah, Cancer's such a Douche.

by Default Mate December 13, 2018

Cancer

Worst Zodiac Sign Ever should buy people named jordy Chick Fil A

You have cancer

by BigChorizothe3rd March 24, 2023

Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty

Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”

by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023

cancer

Something that kills

I would say your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people.

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