Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

ankle cancer by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016

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Cum cancer

Cum cancer is when your cum turns into a solid and permanent rash. It's called cum cancer because it occurs when someone cums on you, if they have the desise, that cum will make a permanent marke/tumor on the person's skin

Tom gave Alana cum cancer

Cum cancer by N_E_K June 13, 2016

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Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

Contact Cancer by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

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internett cancer

internett cancer is when you for an example watch something so bad u feel u get cancer

damn i saw a video of mattybraps he sings so bad it gave me internett cancer

internett cancer by PsychoZ February 8, 2017

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