Canada's History

A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.

Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!

by MarkyStover February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When a French-Canadian kisses a moose while anal-sexing a queen...

He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...

by Audiac February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.

I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.

by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010

Canada's History

Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.

Stephen Colbert witnessed Billy Ray Cyrus perform a Canada's History on John Edwards.

by Matty R GA February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus

"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."

by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.

We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.

by StevenFan February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup

Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.

by patty iced February 4, 2010