A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus
"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
by Colbert-Nation February 05, 2010
by parrotheadkm February 07, 2010
A sex act so depraved that it shouldn't ever be uttered. Using a moose's antlers (preferably while the moose is still alive) to penetrate a vagina that is covered in maple syrup. A man licks the syrup off while this is happening but does not swallow, it and any ejaculation are put into the Stanley Cup.
Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
by Bri - Guy February 05, 2010
Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers
by J_Sierra February 05, 2010
He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...
by Audiac February 05, 2010
Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.
by BoroJojo February 05, 2010
A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.
by MarkyStover February 05, 2010