crusties

when you put your dick in some girls ass and it has crustie shit

babe get the crusties out of your ass

by peterduck685 July 31, 2016

crusty dot

When you eat bread crumbs from the inside of a vagina

I went down on my girlfriend she had some bread crumbs so we just did a crusty dot

by Turtle Titan 4 July 30, 2016

Crusty

Adjective used to describe someone who is dry and thinks they're cute but really they're the ratchet crusty ugly ugly nasty hoes

OMG BECKY LOOK AT CRUSTY SARAH

by GEEGEEMARMARLMAOUVRUSTYHOE July 19, 2016

crusty leftovers

When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.

Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.

by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016

crusty yam sack

long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.

Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.

by Rhae Camdyn January 22, 2018

A Crusty Garcia

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)

Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia

by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017

An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.

I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.

by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017