Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 7, 2025

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Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

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cooks

Feeling sorry for someone because something bad happened or something sad.

Nadi: I fell into the pool
Stazia: Oh cooks
Nadi: Cooks for daysss

by im ya girl March 7, 2019

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cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket

“gross who’s cooking brisket”

by caspercue July 24, 2021

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Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them

Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED

by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024

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A beautiful, sexy, queen. Every boy is in love with her and their eyes lit up when she walks in the room.

Usually a brunette with brown or blue eyes. Has a lot of friends; is athletic and very smart. If you get a Cady Cook as a girlfriend never let her go. She is a fuckin barbie doll. Everyone wants to be her, and is very jealous of her. Has a great style and loves comfortable clothes. Every boy wants to eat her pussy.

Boy 1- Have you seen the new girl Cady Cook?
Boy2- Not yet
Boy 1- She is so sexy and beautiful

by Gerimono January 20, 2018

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