Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

by Nard Master February 27, 2017

Bear Trap Crystal

A bear trap crystal is a crystal that If you melt a bear trap and put it in a crystal shaped form with melted glass and a bit of bear fur and then cool it of wola its a bear trap crystal

-You dude i was on vecation and i found a bear trap crystal in a cave

by Mr unknown 12304 October 20, 2017

catch a crystal

Originally for Chicago

When u telling someone to pay attention

Listen it’s important

Man -Hey catch a crystal

Friend-What’s the biz fam

by #Molife05# September 9, 2018

virgil and crystal

Means to kiddos being weirdos, and killin' there friends for no reason on roblox

Yooo, did u see Virgil and crystal killin' cassie?

by Underaged kiddos May 15, 2019

Polishing the crystal ball

When rubbing the clit. Usually in a polishing circular motion.

“Ya she told me to act like I was polishing the crystal ball, worked wonders!”

by totalvirgin June 8, 2022

danny and crystal

Danny and Crystal is also another term for meant to be

They are like danny and crystal

by Roster 34 November 20, 2023

《¤》Scott《¤》 Ramon 《¤》Seguro《¤》 Mescudi《¤》Is《¤》Crystal《¤》Methaphetamine《¤》

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《¤》Scott《¤》 Ramon 《¤》Seguro《¤》 Mescudi《¤》Is《¤》Crystal《¤》Methaphetamine《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025