cancer hooker

One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die

“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”

by Paul Phinebaum June 04, 2021

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cure to cancer

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid

kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile

by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023

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poop cancer

Slang term for constipation.

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."

by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023

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Venom Cancer

Venom cancer is the cum that stubborn girls think of whenever they are missing some dick. It’s a toxic relationship with a terrible breakup; however, all the girl can think of is the orgasmic fluid that comes from her dream bad boy. Little does she know that it’s slowly killing her.

We had breakup sex and said that was it, but I know I’ll come back for his venom cancer.

by lilglizzy December 24, 2020

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