Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!
by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021
Get the Carlmug. A guy/girl with this name is probably weird as fuck and moans every 2.5 milliseconds. On rare occasion, it might become an historian, but become very, very annoying.
by Dr Marshmellow December 8, 2021
Get the Carlmug. 
Any band follower, hanger on or random 'friend' who sits in on rehearsals be henceforth referred to as a 'Carl', this is irrespective of their gender.
'There's this Carl who keeps turning up every week. She's quite cute but between every f*cking song she asks us if she can get us some tea from the machine and frankly it's a bit off-putting'.
by Ricky 4000 February 10, 2020
Get the Carlmug. by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022
Get the Carl Saganmug. carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.
by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020
Get the carl the sharkmug. Like its counterpart, Carl is meant to represent the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white men.
Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.
by Dnttrdonme June 28, 2020
Get the Carlmug.