Carl

Carl has a HUGE weiner and everyone gives him free super soaker gawk gawk.

Carl "hey, whats up?"
girl with big rack "imma give you that gawk gawk"

by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021

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Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.

"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

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Carl

World's greatest bus driver. On day's off he enjoys spending time with his loved ones and taking provocative photos of his great Italian sausage in the sun during high noon.

People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.

word to ya moms.

Man, today I saw Carl driving the bus and his Italian sausage was piercing through the window. What a Howard

by HuWang July 4, 2025

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Carl

Anybody named Ramando is a big fat hairy cow

Hey Carl

by Oooooh wow October 28, 2019

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old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022

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Carl

john's partner

John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"

John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects

John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"

Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

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