Pizza Burrito

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.

A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.

by AuburnSass September 24, 2013

burrito

When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito

"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"

by Scanlan313 January 29, 2012

burrito

taking a backpack, emptying it and reversing it inside out, and putting the things back in. Often used for joking.

Bill: what happened to my backpack!?
Bob: John burritoed it.

by John Carstillon June 16, 2012

jean burrito

Another name for a canadian tuxedo.

That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?

by pringerb December 17, 2011

Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.

After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.

by iMeMyself January 1, 2012

Barf Burrito

A sleeping bag which has been vomited in. Sleeping in it is optional.

Dude... someone totally barf burritoed that sleeping bag.

by Tucker Fourchanitlee February 28, 2011

Discreto burrito

When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.

John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito

by HeylooUD October 30, 2011