Victory Burrito 

A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am

Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.

Victory Burrito by catboi200 March 15, 2019

double burrito 

When you with a friend manage to put your dicks in a hoes mouth.
Extra points if you pull off both cheeks with your dicks.

— Let us put a double burrito there, honey.
— Hey, Mike! Im bored fucking her in the ass, come, see, I put one here, you put one there, remember that mexican restaurant?
— Oh, yeah, double burrito style!

double burrito by notsofasthoney June 17, 2019

cuban burrito

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime

Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.

cuban burrito by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

full burrito 

The art of eating ass

"Just eat my ass"
"Dude no, that's only for my gf"
"Eww dude, I get eating pussy but going full burrito?"

full burrito by FullBurrito October 17, 2019

metal burrito

a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.

me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.

friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back

metal burrito by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019

Thonksshobing burrito 

A good spirit that watches out for people during Thanksgiving break

The thonksshobing burrito is so nice :>>>

Thonksshobing burrito by mlemingshobe November 23, 2019

shiba burrito 

A very cute shobe wrapped in a blanket. Can also be referred to as a shoburrito.

I want to pet that shiba burrito!

shiba burrito by MlemShobe November 27, 2019