Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About
by Sunshineishereandneverleaving May 7, 2018
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and then failed to cash out when it broke it...
and then failed to cash out when it broke it...
by uttabull March 24, 2023
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The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
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