breakin ankles

in basketball terms, to get shook up very badly with the crossover dribble or a tight trick such as something off And-1.

Jeffrey broke Bens ankles in a game of 32 tips yesterday.

by Big D June 5, 2003

breakfast eater

A breakfast eater is someone who has a stable life and actually has their shit together. So much together in fact, that it is actually quite annoying to the rest of us who don't have their lives in order. Breakfast eaters are driving erratically in your community right now and probably most Sunday mornings as well.

1. The breakfast eaters buy up all the good shit at the garage sales before I even get out of bed.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.

by earlsgarage March 14, 2009

Gentleman's Breakfast

To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.

Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014

break fool

go crazy, get wild, lose your cool, bug out, wile out

by day you play it cool, by night you break fool -- Rah Digga

then outta nowhere this kid starts to break fool
--Mr Lif

by cannabinoidz March 22, 2006

breakfast in head

A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.

"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story

by Fatbox October 1, 2006

Watch-breaker

An epic high-five that is so incredibly tremendous that it results in the buckle of the receiver's watch breaking open, leaving the watch limp on the wrist of the receiver.

Person A: Haha, good one! Up top!
Person B: Ya!
*high-five* (watch breaks)
Person A: Oh man, person B! What an amazing high five!
Person B: Ya, what a watch-breaker!

by Hariklia and Blank September 12, 2009

spring break

a ritual event that takes place from anywhere from late march to early april. the partipants are high school and collage students; these strange creatures both engage in a varity of activities to drive any memeories of the school year from their minds. activites include, but ar not limited to; dancing on tables, getting laid, getting stoned and/or drunk, partying, dancing, and staying home and doing absloutely nothing at all. some ragic consequences can result from this dangerous but important rite of passage, including your girl/boy freind finding out you cheated them with 8 other boys/girls, your parents finding out how much of an animal u really are, throwing up, getting pregeant, getting raped, and getting killed.

I found out my girl had hooked up with 4 other guys over spring break and i knew it was over.

by cat March 17, 2004