master baker

The epitome of being Nick Baker. To be completely baked out, being THE nick baker, and banging random girls. Also, wishing to bang random random girls. Sometimes, being home all alone and wishing you were banging random girls.

He just master bakered that hoe.

by THE Nick Baker December 31, 2008

bake off

A competitition who can smoke the most chronic without going down for the count.

Dude, I smoked that dude under the table in that bake off. His eyes were rolled in the bck of his head by the time I sparked that last blunt.

by ZenPunk66 December 28, 2008

baker fuck

When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.

"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."

by abaddonis January 13, 2007

baked burrito

an overtanned mexican

eww, that bitch is a baked burrito

by wtfwhy May 3, 2009

pasta bake

Quite simply, a variation of rhyming slang for "masturbate"

Sometimes useful as a stealth word, as most people (especially the older generation) have no idea what you're on about.

"Hey Dave, lets go get drunk"
"Gimme 5 dude, I'm just whipping up an extra creamy pasta bake"

by Andy R December 24, 2006

chicken bake

A baguette-shaped "burrito" rolled with pizza dough consisting of chicken, mozzarella, bacon bits, caeser dressing, and parmesan cheese on top. It used to have green onion, but never returned after the recall a few years back. Usually requested by hispanics and young men trying to bulk up.

The chicken bake is an item from the Costco pizza kitchen. Also referred to as a "bake" or a chicken bacon.

"Hi. what can I get for you?"
"A chicken bake with a side of dressing."

-or-

"We need more bakes up front."

by nofriends420 May 8, 2009

Molly Baker

Molly baker is a girl that is allways very hot. she is intellegent,smart,funny,friendly but can be a bitch at times but only for a good reason. She is gauranteed to always look beautifull no matter what. She is destined for fame and a great life.

That girl is like molly baker so hot !

by Aimie ugly Stanley September 26, 2010