Boner Meter

A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.

That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter

by jayak November 7, 2004

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boner blooper

The phenomena of your penis accidentally falling out of your boxers through the front opening of your boxers.

I was walking around in my house when I noticed part of my penis felt cooler than the rest. Silly me, I didn't buy the boxers with the button in the front. I had a boner blooper.

by mmolloy41 September 19, 2010

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freedom boner

when you get an erection from doing something epic or doing something that requires bad-mother-fucker-ness

zach and andrew were talking about basic training and after basic zach said he had a freedom boner

by mothafucka-jones August 4, 2012

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Boner Danica

A word used to express joy.

Jim: "Hey, I got a new flat screen tv!"
Your Response: "BONER DANICA!"

by Dedd Sex-E June 28, 2009

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Negative Boner

The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.

Turn on the heater, I'm getting a negative boner.

by Tomanton May 23, 2006

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boner-be-gone

An object or act of a person that totally unarouses a guy. Someone or something that kills the mood. Something that makes you anti-horny. cockblock buzzkill

Rad: Hey, check out these hot girls on the computer.

K-Dogg: **walks by with buttcrack showing**

Rad: Aw come on dude, you're a boner-be-gone.

by Raditude December 17, 2008

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