pre-boned

a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")

she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!

jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!

being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

Two nails on a board

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009

bulletin board

an electronic bulletin board is a place where messages are stored and anyone may browse the messages. These are often called NEWS GROUPS.

bulletin board is like a forum

by Jean-Paul Thibault April 15, 2006

Beer Board

It's a lot like water boarding, except with beer. and generally you don't give a shit what they say, you just keep pouring

"That Jabroni is wide open, let's sneak up behind him and beer board the shit out of him. You two grab his shoulders. I'll pour."

by jibberjabberjihad December 19, 2012

Boned

The act of getting drunk and high simultaneously.

Drunk + Stoned = Boned.

"Dude I got boned so hard last night!"

by thehankinator November 6, 2011

Ouija Board

Sexual slang referring to the act of two men, each making their right arms numb. Then with the lights off they begin to stealthily jack each other off to a spooky and mysterious orgasm.

Jeff: Are you moving it?
Matt: I'm not moving it, are you moving it?
Jeff: Well, I'm not moving it so you... Oh god I came.
Actual conversation between Fat and Juff giving each other a Ouija board.

by BIGtrainMcKAIN December 13, 2010

ouiji board

a flat object for cutting cocaine

"hey where's my ouiji board"

by scott dornan April 13, 2003