beaver buddy

A beaver buddy is a person a woman chooses to allow to perform cunnilingus on them.

I gotta go home and take a shower now. I have an appointment with my beaver buddy in an hour and I have a bad case of gig butt.

by YosemiteGuy May 13, 2016

beaver blanket

When a bitch is so fat her stomach hangs down to her pussy... beaver

"Hey did you see Steve's new girlfriend? That bitch has a huge beaver blanket... Beaver

by Minntex August 10, 2017

beaver breather

A reference to the breath of a lesbian, or a reference to a lesbian in general.

From the smell of her breath it was quite odvious that Bard was clearly a beaver breather.

by Edwa Tramqua April 13, 2010

Salt beaver

A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.

Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"

by Starrbird January 19, 2009

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 19, 2005

rabid beaver

When Jon starts acting all crazy at work, jumping off the walls and shit.

Don't let him have that smoothie or he's gonna go rabid beaver.

by Jibs September 09, 2004

Buffing The Beaver

Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.

I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.

by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009