Boost beating

When your wiener is so small you have prop yourself up with a few pillows to jerk off.

Yo Tony did you know Dave was boost beating the other week and his mom walked in and said “not my good pillows Dave”

by GINjangler March 18, 2024

Lake Belton High School

Save us Micah Hudson….save us…..

“Did you hear Micah Hudson got hurt??”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAKE BELTON HIGH SCHOOL WILL NEVER BE THE SAME”

by ihatemyself555 October 2, 2024

Ben Benton

A undiagnosed sensitive little man slut. Insecure and listens to men moaning music.

Ben Benton is a cunt who is obsessed with Pierce the veil.

by laqueffagatorade666 January 17, 2025

boomer beacon

The boomer beacon is a phenomenon when elderly people leave their smartphone flashlight on in their pocket such that there's a small light illuminating through the fabric.

God bless Todd. He turned on his phone flashlight while digging through his glove box and then proceeded to spend 45 minutes in Food Lion with his boomer beacon on.

by Guyon March 4, 2026

Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

throw you a beaten

When some one says I am going to throw you a beaten they mean they are going to whip your ass.

If you hit me again I am going to throw you a beaten.

by Jodygirl December 14, 2007

reel your beacon

Chill the fuck out

Angela: I need my child support! I'm done fucking around with you!

Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!

by Beacon July 7, 2015