church banger

A person that attends religious services with the intention of getting a booty call.

I tried to pick up this chick at mass last Sunday, but she figured out that I was just a church banger.

by djsprat January 16, 2009

The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.

Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.

by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016

Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.

Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.

by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008

banger

Noun
Another term for a headbanger, a listener of metal, a person who literally bangs their head to the music of metal.

Terrance, "Did you see that banger, windmill to Amon Amarth?"
Adele, "Wow. No. Can't say that I did."

by adelews September 7, 2007

Ska-banger

Person who listens to ska

What bands do you like?
Reel big fish,aqua bats,guys like that.
Oh, so your a ska-banger.

by Jimbo August 27, 2004

cow banger

a mexican who dress like both a cowboy and a cholo. this person can't decide if they are a chunt or a cholo

there are a lot of cow bangers in South Gate.
Hey, let's not go to that club, there's nothing but wetbacks and cow bangers there

by oldriverschool August 9, 2007

bandersnatch

The extrememly dangerous creature from the survival horror game Resident Evil Code Veronica X. Built to be the multi-purpose tyrant, they are equipped with a singular super strong stretchy arm. (hence the "band" as in bandy in the name bandersnatch) on there right side and have no arm on the left. Get too close they grab your head and crush your skull. Get too far away they will batter you about via stretching their arm. If you hide up/down stairs they will use the arm like a grappling hook to grab hold of an object and pursue. Very slow moving but deadly. Generally in packs of 3 but the occassional singular individual.

Best weapon for extermination: Bow gun with gun-powder tipped arrows. Golden Lugers. (as Steve shows in the game, saving Claire)

by Hawke July 21, 2005