five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

by jhwalkerphoenix February 20, 2010

baller

an ignorant person who can't order a sweatshirt

the baller didn't know if his name would fit on the shirt

by mdg balla January 16, 2004

baller

ROBERT COE Is a baller

DAMN! that buoy Robert COe is a baller

by BEEFJERKYBIATCH September 20, 2004

Baller

Not being rich but spending a lot of money

Aint he a gangster? No, hes a baller.

by thugsta cole September 6, 2010

baller

Similar to a boner, it's

"Oh, man, when I was eating I had a huge baller... ow..."

by gavsdude June 2, 2009

Ballet

A pointless activate that gets you no where.

I do ballet= I’m going no where in life doing it.

by Bench smash July 28, 2019

kunt baller

th ebaddest motha fucka this side of the mason dixon!!!

Steve Christ

by lucifer June 29, 2003