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Shake n Bake

Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.
Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."

Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"

Russ: "You know what time it is...?"

Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"

Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"

500mtrs away....

Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"

pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....
by AllScarsEarned July 3, 2008
mugGet the Shake n Bakemug.

baking cupcakes

"Livvie and Trixie are going out to bake some fine cupcakes, wanna join them with me?"
"YEAH those chicks are sooo cool"
by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005
mugGet the baking cupcakesmug.

nake n' bake

smoking weed naked. usually done alone, or with other naked inviduals.
"yeah man, my mom walked in on me doing nake n' bake in my room. i was fucking ass naked"
by vahinaaa May 3, 2007
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baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven
Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"
by megryan July 4, 2008
mugGet the baking butt biscuitsmug.

Easy Bake Oven

When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.
Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.

Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!
by Lenell Elliott February 1, 2008
mugGet the Easy Bake Ovenmug.

Indiana bake sale

When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.
I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.
by Bradishx August 30, 2023
mugGet the Indiana bake salemug.

Georgia Clam Bake

When you ejaculate in a woman and come back the next day to perform cunnilingus and taste the previous days activities.
Jenn forgot to take a shower last night and I accidentally gave her a Georgia clam Bake this morning.
by Brandee Boi May 5, 2022
mugGet the Georgia Clam Bakemug.

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