rat bastard

used to describe people or things that piss off or annoy you in anyway. used only when describing the object and not to directly insult it. not to be yelled or shouted.

coined by "The Chief", June 2000 RIP

In response to the spider creature that knocks you over in Legend of Zelda:
"aaahh you little rat bastard"

by Chris and Andy August 6, 2008

bastage

Term referring to the word bastard, often used to get around language filters in online games.

OMG! They Killed 1337skillz! You bastages!!

by Purplepig2 July 29, 2007

filthy bastard

A dirty person

Wash your hands you filthy bastard

by Squidy beth December 15, 2013

piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.

Jesus, Megan is such a piss bitch bastard!

by Xavier Handlerod January 3, 2008

Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.

I'm aching like a bastard after that tab yesterday.

by Whale Omlette December 15, 2010

Bastille

Usually intended to describe the largest tower in medievil castles, it is now rather comically used as a euphamism for a penis.

I have a humongous bastille

by Gastroman January 22, 2007

ass bastard

Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.

The ass bastard slept with his ex wife's new step daughter!

by Dody Bush December 11, 2008