anal obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.

Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.

by OliviaMcK December 30, 2008

Anal Beef

When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.

Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!

by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011

Anal Licking

Anal Licking is the act of a person using their tongue to dance around in another person's booty-hole, usually giving pleasure to the other person. (or maybe not)

Random Person: Hey! Dude I had the best anal licking given to me yesterday by some random lady on the streets!
Me: Damn dude it was probably a whore
Random Person: Whatever, I enjoyed the anal licking I got
Me: *shakes head*

by Mr.Bro October 22, 2013

anal pee

When you are you are taking a shit and then its coming down like pee. All you her is drip drip (fart) drip drip drip.

Nico- ANAL PEE! (runs to the bathroom) drip drip (plop) drip drip

by capt.huggyface December 20, 2008

anal cheese

unidentifiable substance in your anus

you have some nasty anal cheese

by paddleball29 July 29, 2008

anal orifice

Another term for "asshole" used by intellectuals such as myself.

I don't know why, but I always pick the anal orifices for love interests.

by Toy December 22, 2005

Anal Rhyme

An Anal Rhyme is used to finish off a sentance with a surely hilarious conclusion. great way to break the ice, a sure knee-slapper. nothing more hilarious than an anal rhyme.

once saying a sentance or word,

you rhyme it with the following sentance included:

"You Anal ______"

word doesnt always have to make sense.
you can even finish off the sentances your friends say! You, Anal Cray.

person 1: I have to go to work!

person 2: you anal stork!!

person 3: I wana burn some trees you anal bees.

all good exmaples of an anal rhyme.

by kaelkrawnix October 10, 2009