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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Probably the dumbest member of Congress, who wants to ban cars, cows, cops, planes, and border patrol.
Did you see the new Instagram video where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezcalled cauliflower racist?
by Actual Patriot September 9, 2021
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Alexander ( Alex )

a massive cunt that just wants his dick wet even if it means he's gonna get herpes. Emotionally abusive and toxic. Will apologize for one minute then blame everything on you. Cheats continuously, should never be trusted. Looks like a mf goblin hacks into ppls instas and posts pornographic images. overall a fucking cunt that will fuck a hamster if it means he's gonna get to use his dick. ( he's also a raging alcoholic, has a 30% average, and is super manipulative and will only use you for your body and gifts! )
me: alexander ( alex ) is a fuckin prick that needs to get his shit together
alex: i love you please come back
me: you've cheated now like 5 times
alex: i promise ive changed, I only cheated on you with her bc since I moved I havent had any physical connection
( then proceeds to hack my instagram account leading it to be deleted )
by urtherealcrazyexhere December 15, 2018
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Alexander Albon

Red Bull to Alexander Albon circa 19/12/20:
by Shitlife November 19, 2020
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Brandy Alexander

I'm not in it but I see them all the time
by Jeremy Dehart April 18, 2005
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Alexander

Annoying kid who won’t go inside the strip club on club house and sings random songs. Has a 1cm cock and can never please a woman.
by Lil Pump ouh November 23, 2017
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Alexander Kim

An Asian that loves creating nukes, and make dumb decision.
a alexander kim made a nuke to destroy something
by Your friendly neighbor bob February 5, 2018
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Alexander

Alexander is a cheater with a big ass head. He tends to look like bugs bunny and be a little bitch about everything. He will never have your back he will never be there when you need him. He likes lying saying "forever " and "one day imma make you my wife." He also is scrawny ass nigga who a bitch. Don't date them they usually say call me "alex"." They also tend to be 5'4.
Me: fuck "Alex" he a bitch

Alexander is a cheater
by Xxitsnotyourbusinessxx August 10, 2019
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