aspshex

a made up word used to describe someone who tries, but isn’t funny

ur an aspshex

by the creator of aspshex July 15, 2020

asperpendapolis

When somone sticks a cold object on their tongue and it gets stuck, resulting in an injury.

Person one: holy shit dude I can barely swallow, my tongue hurts so bad!

Person two: haha you got asperpendapolised! Bloody fool!

by Gotcha foo August 8, 2020

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Asphy

A white male on toxic crusaders

Stfu nigger said Asphy

by lesen kompeto September 10, 2020

Asparapiss

When you eat asparagus for dinner and get the dreaded pee that reeks of it afterwards

Mmmmm Terry, that was some delicious roasted asparagus! Later I’m going to have to asparapiss.

by TahoeGal September 12, 2020

aspis

Young Elite gamers in cod that when they kill you they will yell get shit on then they get yelled at at there parents

“Hey guys I’m an aspis “ “ get SHIT ON (mom) stfu”

by Wxvyyy September 13, 2020