butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

by 1OO1 December 9, 2008

butt boxing

When you and your partner fist each other's asshole

Samantha and I had a great butt boxing session last night

by Yuumuuuuu February 10, 2014

dish butt

a butt sooooo flat that theres no difference between legs ass and back

jordan’s mom jeans give her a dish butt

by jordyn wordyn December 11, 2018

butt ton

a fucking lot.
a shit ton.
a great amount.

Nike didn't give John Ross an island, but I'm sure they gave him a butt ton of cash.

by b&byc&kes March 4, 2017

stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018

butt stalion

An ugly, stupid, and ignorant person. The most stupid person in the word. It can also mean diamond horse.

Ugh, Jack is such a butt stalion.

Dude, I just bought a new butt stalion.

by TheWorkingJacib May 14, 2015

great butt

An interjection used by Dr. Doc Brownbutt when talking to Marty McButt.

"Great butt! We need to go back in time and find a buttress before all the butt tubs are gone!"

by Queen Buttrix June 12, 2015