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Alphamix

Compilation music CD that is burned from your library starting from the top and searching down.
Dude 1: Killer tracks dude, 3 Doors Down, ACDC, Finger 11, Killers, MCR! You rock!
Dude 2: Nothing but and alphamix, whatever...
by Skipf32 November 13, 2007
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Alphamality

A measurement of alphamalitudeamong a group of males to see who should be the alpha male.
no body in this group has any alphamality to lead us to state
by Yesnik Drappehs May 29, 2008
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alphamalitude

Joe has a lot more alphamalitude than Chris.
by Yesnik Drappehs May 29, 2008
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Alpozin

He is such an alpozin!
by JaiZee February 13, 2010
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alphamacy (alpha-macy)

1)...to describe how alpha someone is.. the scale in which we determine how alpha someone is.

2)...how we gauge someones dominant behavior..
1)...(dude 1) yo dude, check out all the alphamacy in the room. (dude 2) whatever my alphamacy (alpha-macy)dominates all.

2)...(girl 1) hey tanya, look at those geeks over there..
(girl 2) yeah, there total duesh bags, they lack alphamacy (alpha-macy)in all aspects.
by richie rich from martinez ca February 18, 2010
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Alpatastic

Adjective to define the overall excellence of one's Alpaca.
A: Dude, your alpaca is rad!
B: I think you meant alpatastic, JERK!
by mbouvagnet April 25, 2010
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Alphaesthete

Alphaesthete is a term coined by social commentator Mark Simpson to describe men who outgrew metrosexuality.

In the early noughties, metrosexual practices such as male grooming became more and more normal as men began to pay as much attention to their personal appearance as their girlfriends/boyfriends did. This meant that men on the cutting edge of fashion needed a new way to distinguish themselves from the crowd.

Alphaesthetes did this by adopting more extreme grooming routines and by highlighting their fearless fashion sense by wearing clothes that even a diehard metrosexual would consider outlandish.

No clothes are off limits for an alphaesthete (apart from a Kappa tracksuit perhaps); he’ll wear anything even if it results in ridicule from his friends or people on the street.

An alphaesthete is as at home in D&G white swimming trunks as he is in an Oswald Boeteng three-piece suit and is likely to have a bathroom stuffed with more cosmetic product than the average high street pharmacy as well as the most up to date grooming gadgets to make sure his look is immaculate.
‘With his painted toenails and tight silver shorts, Christiano Ronaldo really is a bit of an alphaesthete.’
by Wilbeforce October 16, 2010
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