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alabama search warrant

When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"
The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.
by whatshouldmyhandlebe June 6, 2018
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Alabama twister

You get a girl and her tongue goes inside your foreskin and twisted around like a swirly
You know your middle school bully you dream about that’s your sister’s tongue that’s a Alabama twister
by Your local nigger March 15, 2019
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Alabama Pocket Wrench

(A special kinky sex move) Its where a family member puts one of their hands in one of your pockets and starts twisting your dick until your pants fill up with blood and cum.
Guy 1: Hey whatchu do last night bro?
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O
by GIMMEAUSERNAME April 22, 2019
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Alabama Wind

When you are fucking your cousin, in front of your sister, and your mom farts a rail of meth in your face.
There is a family reunion in mobile tomorrow. I hear there will be some Alabama Wind.
by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019
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Alabama Beehive

An Alabama Beehive is a sexual act where the man stuffs a beehive inside of his dick, and when ready, release the bees into the woman's pussy and ass
Person 1: Doesn't your sister look kinda hot?

Person 2: Yeah. I gave her the Alabama Beehive last night. My dick still hurts but it was worth it.
by Cousin Fucker YeeHaw March 10, 2020
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Alabama Fleshlight

The act of having vaginal sex with your sister while she has a very bright flashlight or a high intensity laser in her anus, while you double fist her anus. Typically your sister will be actively chewing her fingers off as you fuck her. You also have the option of helping her chew her fingers off.
Yo sis, you wanna do the Alabama fleshlight tonight?
by THEMOSTSTABLEGENIUS May 13, 2020
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Alabama Mudpie

The act of shitting in a tinfoil pie container and then ejaculating on top of it, then you preferably get your mother, sister or cousin to share it.
"ay michael I gave mom a alabama mudpie."
"Really, you should make me one sometime soon."
by TableCruncher June 9, 2020
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