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chinese restaurant syndrome

Also called monosodium glutamate symptom complex, is a collection of symptoms which may include headache, flushing, sweating, and a sensation of pressure in the mouth or face. It is commonly believed that monosodium glutamate (MSG) is the cause, but repeated scientific studies have shown no link.
Ever wondered what LFO meant when they sang, "Chinese food makes me sick" from their song "Summer Girls"?... well, now you know, its because of chinese restaurant syndrome!
by mini-chiko January 14, 2008
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Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.
Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.
by Ken R December 21, 2008
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Chinese Medicine Man

When a female uses her left hand to cup the balls while massaging the butthole with her middle finger. Then with her right hand strokes the cock. While all this is going on she still has her mouth wrapped around the wang.
by Private Bailey February 18, 2009
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Chinese Bath-house

a house full of horny gay nudist's. usually involving at least 10 or 11 people.
Dave: Man, my apartment complex just turned into a Chinese bath-house.

Homosexual male: Hey, wanna come to my Chinese bath-house? its gonna be a riot!

Chuck: my room-mate just turned our dorm into a Chinese bath-house
by KaSplosion November 26, 2011
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chinese double twister

when a guy shoves eggroles up his asshole and then shats it into the partners mouth
when we were at minglings dynasty for dinner we snuck into the bathroom i performerd a chinese double twister, it was magical.
by Gerald Archibald February 18, 2017
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Chinese Death Stare

When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.
Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!
by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018
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Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D
Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.
by Bacminecrafter October 25, 2016
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