TP-tard

People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.
Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!
by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020
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e-Tard

A person who gets killed in an online video game even though they were cheating.
Ninja: "OH MY GOD THAT KID WAS CHEATING WHAT E-TARD SCUM" Tim: "bro chill"
by doopypoopy69 July 02, 2019
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Tard Chariot

A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
by Dr Dalton March 18, 2021
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tard sifting

The act of sifting out tards in you're life.
I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.

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by Beksastar May 11, 2016
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Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.
You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos
by Texel May 21, 2011
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Big Tard

someone who has advanced levels of autism
u are Big Tard
by kwjdfnewruchuwhurwf March 04, 2018
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Screw Tard

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 08, 2009
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