Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex
by Mahsee September 04, 2023
One combining the gene pool of elder son of balding monk power and that of massive schlong. Said schlong will generally drag across the floor absorbing any and all toddlers in its path. If this very visual characteristic is not immediately noted, please report the offending Sean to your local authorities to ensure adequate detainment of both the Sean and the toddler-ridden Schlong. Might be gay, we'll see.
by Seanswingssmallschlongs November 27, 2023
A kind-hearted man who goes out of his way to make the surrounding people feel light-hearted and happy. However he feels, whether it be a terrible or a good mood, he tries his utmost best to be the best of himself any day at any time. Throughout the toughest of times, he carries on persisting through it. He has been through a fuck-ton and has been put to the ground myriads of times but in spite of that, he gets right back up and somehow manages to nudge things his way. Man’s invulnerable.
by p1ckf0rD November 23, 2021
by Sean Reekie April 29, 2019
Sean kannery is so handsome.
by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023
Often known as strawberry or strawbs. He is the most attractive man alive. He is manly unlike ethan broadwater. He is stern when talking to women. He has unlimited rizz that he uses extremely often. It’s a man who only likes cougars who can boss him around. Has a huge pene as well.
by big men on me May 07, 2023