jeff

A man that pretends his name is John. He never cleans the kitchen, and loses his keys. He is scared of the dark.

Oh - this is John! His name is Jeff!

by Paul Kellerman July 17, 2022

jeff garcia

AKA Big Poppa Pump, Jeff Garcia is the greatest Filipino purple belt of all time. He likes long walks on the beach and loves to get down in the DM.

Damn, that guy rolls like Jeff Garcia and he gets down like Jeff Garcia!

by JAG1981 July 31, 2016

Jeff Beff

is a god this goes to moco and bop wrdddd to my ma

Yo hey Jeff Beff shut yo face everyday

by JeffBef69 January 13, 2021

Jeff

Jeff is considered a real pussy, who most likely will take it in the ass any day of the week. Not to mention he cries for any little stupid shit

Stop being a Jeff and man up you little pussy.

by Jack6896 November 15, 2023

The El Jeffe Dip

When you leave your colleagues high and dry at a team event while they move 100lb furniture in 6 on stilettos, while kissing your luxury clients ass. Not to mention...leaving your other clients to be entertained by the colleagues you fucked over. Again.

He did the el Jeffe dip last night!

by EVASTEELE15 September 9, 2022

Little Jeff

Basically a much worse way to call someone a Midget, UmpaLumpa, Troll, Shrimp, Hobbit, Dwarf, KeeblerElf Any individual that is height impaired

He's just angry cause he has to spend his life being a Little Jeff!

by ⚖️🕵🏻‍♂️NRP🔒👮🏼‍♂️ January 3, 2023

Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

by dudehellllo April 11, 2019