Jeff Dahmer

The Jeff Dahmer is a sexual act involving two people, it does not have to be specifically gay but it can. One person covers themselves in meat (It can be raw to improve the experience and pork is recommended) and the partner will start consuming the meat off their body while also fucking them in the process while also cutting your partner so they bleed all over themselves and drinking the blood.

“Bro my girlfriend wanted me to Jeff dahmer her. We broke up after the experience. I couldn’t take that shit any more.”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023

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Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.

We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.

by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019

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Jeff Beff

Jeff beff is the name lmao

yo its Jeff Beff everyday shut yo mf face,bop&moco

by JeffBef69 January 13, 2021

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Jeff

Jeff turns heads, in matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sing, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoos could be taken as a mean redneck, but somebody you don't want to make eye contact with on the street after 10pm. Don't play pool with Jeff. He might shoot off, but will always take your money. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?

Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.

Girl 1: That is legendary.

“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.

by K2darizzle April 14, 2025

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