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Bullshit don’t believe it

For someone to tell you something but you dont believe it
IM A FAST TPER I CAN THINK WHEN IM TPEING
:Bullshit don’t believe it
by Hjagdjns March 20, 2021
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Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom of a mystery until they do and it's longer a mystery is bullshit.
The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
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Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom 9f a mystery until they do and it's no longer a mystery. Once it's no longer a mystery they want to go back and make it a mystery again, to keep their notion of hope alive.
Fuck hope, it's for weak people. Bullshit people want to be nosy and dig up the bottom of a rabbit hole until there is no more mystery, expecting nothing less than a miracle all the time. Once they are shown the mystery, they want it to be a mystery again, they pretend it will bring the world hope, when really they're only trying to make their own life better, the hope is only for them because without it they are weak.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
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Bullshit

by Jared Holley March 29, 2021
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bullshit alarm

When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.
I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!
by Julius Wrightmoore June 4, 2021
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bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!
I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit
by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021
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Bullshit

A bull 🐂 that had a shit💩
This large mass too a big steamin bullshit.
by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021
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