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fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
by nicnac29 March 13, 2011
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Ex-skype-ted

Wow, I'm so ex-skype-ted to talk to you. eeeee!
by babybel cheese September 11, 2011
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National Ex Day

June 12th

Post All/Most of yo dog ass exes
by so do y’all talk June 11, 2023
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National Ex Day

p1-yo it’s national ex day

p2-i’m finna post all my exes
by so do y’all talk June 11, 2023
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Ex's Limmo

Slang: a garbage truck. So called, because it reminds you of your ex lover, or spouse's stench.
Typically used by flagging personnel.
"I'm sending up my Ex's Limmo!"

"Copy on the Ex's Limmo"
by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023
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Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
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my ex

hes very ginger .. 💀
my ex
by e1bae March 23, 2023
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