ride me

A sexual position where the lower person (usually a guy) lays on its back and is erect and the person on top has inserted the erect member in her or himself inside themselves and "rides" the lower person. If the insertee is familiar with cowboy culture they can yell out "ride em cowboy!" sometimes wearing a cowboy hat to enhance the rodeo effect. The lower person is usually a male, but lesbian sex is known to have something similar. A woman could conceivably be the lower member if she were to wear a strap-on and hold it in place.

Gee Dale! Ride me cowgirl! I am Roy Rogers, remember?!"

by ArnoldZiffel November 20, 2013

put it on me

To put ones self on someone else in a sexual nature. Simply put: to have sex

"And watch your girl put it on me"

by Shannay Nay May 13, 2005

call me

Literally, "call me". May be said by someone who doesn't want to do the calling themselves, for various reasons.

"That was fun, we should do it again sometime."

"yeah, call me."

by Booty April 29, 2004

shag me

the British equivalent of saying fuck me usually used impulsively when seeing or hearing something unexpected or surprised

Her wanker ex-boyfriend exclaimed shag me when he saw how well she cleaned up.

by chicky82 June 17, 2008

cal is on me

a gun is on you, cal short of calibur, the calibur of your gun

oh you mad cause im stylin' on you, plus the cal is on me

by NastyTodd January 4, 2007

fuck me

what to say when u wake up earley and relize you didnt do your home work

FUCK ME i didnt do my home work

by K dogg January 16, 2003

Windows ME

This could be the.....*Crash*
*reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash*

*reboots* Just let me!----*crash*

*reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"

Oh no..a WINDOWS ME...

see shit

by Ares Lathe November 18, 2004