by SwissCheeseWizard May 18, 2024

Jamie: look... I know I said I’d go to prom with you.. but I can’t make it, I made plans with someone else.
Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.
Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.
by dreamxamonguscream March 15, 2021

When you need an easy fuck off class to fill your schedule and it doesn't matter if you fail because you don't need the credits.
by bsullivann March 5, 2024

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.
Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021

by moment bruh big May 20, 2021

(philosophical definition) -
A statement made that is unconcerned with the truth or falsity of a situation.
A statement made that is unconcerned with the truth or falsity of a situation.
by jovyne October 2, 2018

Friend 1: *nonverbal*
Friend 2: *nonverbal*
Both: oh no why are there so many unanswered questions?? What is this lesbo bullshit??&?&?&?&?&?
Friend 2: *nonverbal*
Both: oh no why are there so many unanswered questions?? What is this lesbo bullshit??&?&?&?&?&?
by f4iryg0ds March 18, 2025
