Zoop

To poop during a Zoom meeting. Intransitive verb.

I'm sure glad I learned to turn off the video before I Zooped.

by Zeus Moonbeam July 29, 2020

Zoop

Being or going through a zoop is a mental state where your brain turns into a chaotic ball of emotions because you can't decide if you actually love someone or if youre just losing your grip on reality. Its when you feel like your body and brain are fighting each other on whether or not you love or hate this person.

I cant tell if I actually love them!

Sounds like youre going through a zoop..

by DemetriusJr January 13, 2025

Zooping

the action of masturbating until the bed around you is filled with sweat and bodily fluid, similar to gooning or edging!

dude I was up all night Zooping it!

by ryojifan August 8, 2024

Zoop

a white american

For example: I’m gonna shoot up a school (The Zoop) (Me) Zoop!

by Ufjfjf February 6, 2021

zoops

combination of ZOMG + Oops = zoops

expression of extreme excitement when someone fucks up

skateboard trick ending in faceplant = zoops
sex act gone wrong = zoops
braggadocio ending in utter humiliation = zoops

by SteelersSlob September 18, 2016

Zoop

It means fuck in Arabic language

Why would you you do that.....ZOOP YOU!

by Tyler random June 2, 2021

Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024