Zeds

A non-Maori citizen of New Zealand, currently serving in the NZ Armed Forces. The name transfers to the veterans as well.

Hey, Chief! Check the Zeds. They are doing the Haka with bayonets!

by ESWS1990 December 31, 2018

Zed

A dogshit failure of a champion may every zed main rot in hell

Zed trash

by Adc main April 21, 2022

Zedded

An expression that is used as a response to a mindless action / statement made by someone who needs sleep

“Did you hear that Alberto answered Larry’s phone call again..”
“Wow bro that’s so zedded of him😤”

by anonymous December 29, 2023

Zed's Law

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.

Zed's Law - You're a pedofag

by sorta June 6, 2011

Zed's age

10k years old.

Omg, do you know Zed's age? he's 10k years old!

by kjol2213 August 20, 2021

ZED

a word to describe beyond sped

examples #1
Austin is a major ZED

example #2
just got off the phone with a ZED

by shmunguss the og February 18, 2024

Dirty Zed

When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.

Dude I pulled a dirty zed last night in DayZ.

by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023