cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 29, 2020

Bi-yourself

A fitting term for bisexual people who still struggle to find a partner.

Girl 1: "Found the special one yet?"
Girl 2: "No, I'm just not finding the right one"
Girl 1: "Girl you ain't bisexual you are bi-yourself"

by EgyptianShitstorm February 20, 2021

Put yourself away!

Make yourself scarce; keep your mouth shut and sit down!

I'm not talking to you, so put yourself away!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 25, 2022

Don't yeet yourself

Means: Don't throw yourself off a bridge!

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Don't commit suicide. <---

"Don't yeet yourself! You're worth way more than you think!"

by Muffler man May 13, 2019

69ing yourself

The act of oral stimulation to oneself. Preferably in the shower.
Also called 34.5ing yourself

Timo: Daan, why are you so late today, we’re you 69ing yourself again?
Daan: Exactly, I was 69ing myself in the shower and got stuck!

by TryNotToCome January 23, 2021

knock yourself out

Same as "go for it" or "go nuts".

If you really dont care at all about a person doing/taking something you say "knock yourself out" as in to do/eat until you pass out (if you really want to).

Same as "go for it" or "go nuts".

Person 1: "Hey man, can I have some beer?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Knock yourself out"

by Berd June 3, 2005

talking to yourself

Generally it is better if you keep the conversation that you are having with yourself in your head so people refrain from calling you any number of names starting with insane, unless of course it is a very interesting conversation on a very boring rainy day where other mental stimulation is nowhere to be found and a crazy person is funny not weird. During these circumstances it is always better to overdo it so the general public thinks you are kidding.

You are not crazy if you are talking to yourself as long as you do not answer.

"MOM! Johnny is talking to himself again!"
"Dont worry about it honey hes got nothing better to do today if you want to start talking to yourself, i am sure his personalities wont mind."

by tuxy August 5, 2009