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Your mom gay

Quite possibly the most effective and dangerous insult to use against someone. Has the vulgar power of 5 billion nuclear suns inside and has the potential to end the target's career, dignity or even life. Should always be used as a final blow, if things get too out of hand.

Adding the word 'lol' at the end of the phrase enhances its power and signifies how your target's mother's state of homosexuality is amusing for you. You mock your victim's weakness. You're basically a god when you say it.
Opponent: "you're a goddamn nuisance and you should never have been born"
You: "your mom gay..."
*universe holds its breath*
You: : "...lol"
*universe implodes*
by whoreboys March 3, 2018
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Hakuna your tatas

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
by Hakuna'd Tatas March 10, 2014
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your mom

The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
by That ballin' kid January 10, 2007
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your dad lesbian

Way worse insult then “your mom gay
It is a phrase used to fill people
Jack: your mom gay:
You: your dad lesbian
Jack: *dies*
You:😈😈
by Hamlethasaids March 13, 2018
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bop your bussy

When a song is so great that you just can control yourself so you 🅱️🅾️🅿️ your 🅱️USSY
Me: hand me the aux cord
Friend: you better not play any crap music
Me: I got you. Your gonna {bop your bussy}
Me: *plays Tetris But Brendon Urie laughing*
CrankThatFrank in the background: IM BOPPING MY BUSSY RIGHT NOW
by dontsuccbop September 3, 2017
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what's your angle?

synonym of "What's your deal?"

the speaker is asking the other person what his/her intentions or motives are, often in a cynical manner.

Think of it like chess, what view do you have of the situation? What's you're perspective on it? What're you trying to accomplish?
*friend never hangs out with group*
friend: "hey you wanna come hang out at my place?"
me: "what's your angle?"

disclaimer: I've never used this, I just found it on twitter and wanted to define it for us out-of-the-loop-ers
by ayyeeelmao April 24, 2016
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National kiss your boyfriend day

GIRLS IF ITS OCTOBER 24 THEN YOU GO AND KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND... YOU GO GIRL
I kissed him because it’s national kiss your boyfriend day duh
by That gurl you love October 23, 2019
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