your mom

A saying used in foolish response to any question or statement. A form of comic relief made by a teenage male at the lunch table or in the middle of english class. Can be added to any statement for comical effect.

..so today class we will be discussing Shakespeares entire works.....

Guy: Hey man, do you have your notes from yesterday?
Guy 2: Nope...i left them with YOUR MOM last night.

Girl: Hey what did you decide to do about that project you didnt turn in
Idiotic Guy: uh. ....YOUR MOM!

by brent April 19, 2005

Your Mom

Your Mom is the person I had sex with last night.

Your Mom, ask her.

by Ploofy 4 January 12, 2010

your mom

answer to any and every question anyone asks you

friend:who are you talking to on the phone
you: your mom

sister:your ugly
you: your mom

by David's girl July 14, 2005

your mom

my ride last night... ask your dad

"your mom rides smoother than a limousine"

by danisoccergirl9 November 05, 2007

your mom

A phrase used when you don't know or want to answer a question, to be a complete asshole, to try to be funny when you're really not, or just feel like using it. Sometimes people in the background add the "OHHHHH" sound effect as well, depending on the situation.

Example 1
Dude: "Yeah so what's the homework tonight?"
Dude 1: "Your mom, bitch"

by Viagra Bread May 23, 2008

Your Mom

Your mom, according to experts of psychiatry; is the fattest, ugliest, hottest, dumbest, most sexually active person in the history of the world.

Also a great conversation ender.

Ex 1:

Person 1: Hey dude, what did you do yesterday?

Person 2: Your mom.



Ex 2:

Person 1: So, Frank Macfarlane Burnet was an Australian virologist best known for his contributions to immunology. He conducted pioneering research on bacteri-

Person 2: Your mom.

Person 1:....

by YER FATHA January 06, 2009

your mom

When someone says to you, "you mom" they are refering to your mother in a negative manner. For instance, if you call someone a shitface cockmaster. They might reply, "you mom."

Person 1-"You sir, are a shitface cockmaster."

Person 2-"Your mom."

Person 3-"Oh, they're good.

by § July 19, 2004