Yonk

to throw yourself at or to

I just yonked myself at some elderly people

by Ssuper5969 June 7, 2020

Yonks

Used in Ireland. Term for a long time. Synonym for this term could also be “donkeys years”

“Jaysus Dee , it’s been yonks!” “Ye Vickie, haven’t seen you in donkeys years.”

by No, please June 28, 2019

Yonk

The combination of yikes and stocks

yikes the stocks have gone down. Yonk!

by Biqbone February 7, 2020

Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

Yonks

A period of five years, Like “I haven’t seen him in YONKS..

It was YONKS ago that I drove to LA.

by Rocky saddler November 9, 2017

Yonks

Yonks is the equivalent of a black person saying daaaaamn. Like that movie with ice cube.

Daquan: Yo homie, my girl just sucked my soul in the bathroom.

Homie: Yonks man

by Jacob is Brown April 7, 2022

Yonk

Means anything

Your such a yonk

by Clarky18472 January 1, 2017