Yonk

An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"

by That Nigga Johntez May 18, 2020

Yonked

A word to describe being as high as you possibly can. To elevate to ones highest self.

Dude, those edibles you gave me got me yonked last night.

by Yonk Mama September 17, 2021

Yonk

1. Pulling something
-metephorically
-literally

2. just as a random thing to say, like yeet

also my user on wattpad is @yonkinthechat

1.
m- zim is yonking my strings
l- i am yonking my friends hoodie because i want his attention

2. "YONK"
"whyd you say that?"
"why not?"
"fair enough, YONK"
"yonk indeed"

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

Yonk

to throw yourself at or to

I just yonked myself at some elderly people

by Ssuper5969 June 7, 2020

Yonk

A New Orleans term for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I'm trying to get my "yonk" on.

by loserb1h July 6, 2024

YONK

little yonkeys running around

Watch out for the yonks they mght get you

by Rex291938 July 29, 2018

Yonks

Yonks is a word that only hannah is aloud to use.

i haven’t seen you in yonks

by Rangasaurus June 9, 2019