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sausage wrangler

One of the friends in your group of friends that tries to act cool but everyone really knows that he is a flaming shitlord.
look at john trying to talk to that chick, what a gay bitch sausage wrangler.
by gindertopia March 5, 2010
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Mouse Wrangler

A technical assistant in a lab, particularly one that works with mice.
"Professor, how did you become so rich, famous, and wise?"

"I began, like you, as a humble mouse wrangler ..."
by Lenny Moondog September 14, 2011
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Muff Wrangler

One who aquires a massive amount of vagina.
"Man, look at all them ladies! You're such a muff wrangler!"
by Teddy McDonald April 28, 2006
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Wangover

The depressing, vapid, soul-consuming feeling of all-encompassing loss that results from sudden cessation of a long time period characterized by non-stop boning. This feeling can result from a simple case of the Mondays after spending the weekend wit yo man, to the end of a summer fling and sobering realization that you may as well cancel your waxing appointments b/c your netherparts are about to shut down for the winter like that creepy restaurant on the Goonies.
I couldn't get anything done yesterday; I had such a wangover that all I could do was putter around my apartment in a snuggie and watch lifetime movies.
by Dr. Evil 518 December 22, 2010
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cunt wrangler

A middleman who serves as an intermediary between a prostitute and a man, woman, couple or group desiring sex; a procurer; a pimp.
"They say Snoop Dogg wuz a cunt wrangler before he crack the music industry."

"Say what?"

"He deal in crack before rap!"
by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008
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Banana wrangler

A person in charge of penises that are human or animal
Hey Joey why is Alex touching those horses penises.
Alex's job is to be the banana wrangler.
by Billabongru March 5, 2015
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Las Vegas Wranglers

A professional ice hockey team located in Las Vegas, Nevada. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Quad City Flames of the AHL, and the Calgary Flames of the NHL.
by Las Vegas Wranglers Fan January 29, 2009
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