Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.

Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!

by Russel bennet February 1, 2017

Woodpecker lips

Quite possibly the hardest thing on the planet.

I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!

by Rhino43050 August 26, 2024

The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016