wonky wigger

you, my friend, are a wonky wigger
by lyrical artisan1 October 04, 2010
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Wonky tits

Massive breasts that a female has that are entirely too large for that females body
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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wonky boob

The word wonkey, when used in this context can be used to mean out of sorts, not working properley, out of place, strange or not the way it should be (out of whack). The term boob can also mean many different things, but in this case we are referring to the female reproductive parts used to produce milk. When used together the meanings are put together to make a knew term "wonky boob"
Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Brittney Spears can all be found with "wonky boob" at one time or another.
by J dggz November 30, 2007
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Wonky

A black person who dresse's/act's/look's like a white person!! Fucked up shit that should never happen.
"Look at that Wonky over there, thinks he's white!"
by Rizzle aka the Disciple February 25, 2005
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Wonky Wonkster

A teacher who is so passionate about their subject, they can't stop wonking out! These instructors are generally the cheeriest, and are proud to be teaching their area of expertise despite lack of funding from the district and tedious hours of unpaid grading-work.
My Maths teacher, Mrs. Wonky Wonkster, is the best in all of Goober School District! Yeah!

Student 1: I actually enjoyed class today, why do you think that is? I usually hate Engrish class.

Student 2: Its because of the teacher, yo! He's such a wonky wonkster! He loves his job and you can tell.
by bleh22 July 26, 2011
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Wonky Coffee

A term used to describe a coffee which has alcohol added to it, such as an Irish coffee or other floater coffee.
That wonky coffee has made me feel a bit whoosy. or I think I'll have a wee wonky coffee before bed.
by Jimmy Graham September 22, 2010
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wonky bollocks

pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination
Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006
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